cocklobster

 I had a dream last night in which I had a new boyfriend who was extremely fat and pimply and just generally gross, but I worshipped him anyway. I woke up thinking what the hell, and worried that someone was trying to tell me something. 

I prefer to believe that my dream was the result of another factor, as I hear that weird dreams can occur because of something you ate before you went to bed. If such is the case, in the future I will try to avoid:

-polish pickles
-lean cuisine manicotti meal, with broccoli
-italian bread w/ half slice of american cheese 
-reduced fat cheezits
-pink lemonade flavored jolly ranchers
-Pez 
-Strawberries


Seeing as how I ate all of that within a span of three hours, it's not surprising that I dreamt of fat people. I am considering counting money before I go to sleep tonight, as to possibly dream of a rich boyfriend, with a slight chance that I could end up with a bank-robber instead.